Lowest on the list of favorites, IF I had to rank everything in the world:
-Car decals featuring "Get R Done" or that cartoon kid pissing on Ford or some other company logo
-Philip Seymour Hoffman's voice in "Capote" (though it was very effective)
-Double negatives
-"Wheel of Fortune" (aka Wheel of Torture, to me)
-Loud, souped up cars with hydraulics, fluorescent lights and those hubcaps that perpetually swirl (do they ever stop?!)
-Man jewelry (at least on the average joe, but for Italians, rappers & assorted others, it fits)
-Buffets (sneeze guard, my arse)
-Black walnut husks, the size of your fist, that carpet my lawn every other autumn (they're capable of braining a small animal and dying your hands black for weeks on end)
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