On second thought, my dog might already be talking to me ... and I'm not sure she's happy with her Pavlov human training:
"Hey! Hey! When I put my wet nose in your face it means pay attention to me. Don't turn away or lean your head back farther. I'm pretty easy - it's one of a several things: time for my kibbles, time to let me out, or time to pet me.
Hey! Hey! Do I need to run around in circles on the carpet to get your attention? This training won't last long. I know your attention span is limited.
Now, when I stretch, it means let me out. My nap was good, thank you, now I'm ready for some rabbit chasing and barking.
When I sit on you, I know it's awkward. I'm not really a lap dog, but it's a cry for attention. Pet me. And don't go limp after a minute. You're my masseuse - I want the shoulder rub for a few minutes, ppppllllease.
Last but not least, I'll take treats at any time.
Thanks - want a lick?"
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