If my dog could talk, she might say something like this, every morning, before I leave for work:
"Don't leave me ... I'm bored. Daytime tv sucks.
Hey, I have an idea - let's go to the park. Yeah, yeah, the park. I promise not to chase after any squirrels or rabbits. Well, I promise not to catch any squirrels or rabbits. Well, unless they don't run fast enough.
Who needs squeaky rubber toys? The back yard offers the best toys, followed by the trash can as a close second.
I've also been wondering, why aren't you more furry, like me?
Yeeeoooowwww, gotta run. Someone just parked in front of our house."
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