Thursday, April 20, 2006

Goat Rodeo

Today my boss used the term "goat rodeo" - I quite liked it and will be using it. Nice way of saying clusterf@#$ without censoring. The image it evokes reminds me of visits to Grant's Farm. For ten cents you'd get a baby bottle of milk and be let into the goat pen. As a kid, not much taller than the goats, it was slightly unsettling as the goats chomped on your clothes when the milk ran out.

So goat rodeo is my new non-curse expression. My newest profane version is "If assholes could fly this place would be an airport." You can totally run with this expression - use it as an inside joke and refer to annoying others as pilots, traffic control, flight attendants, passengers, etc. I love it.

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